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Baked Fresh Daily | Delivered Daily | Shipped Daily
About
Coo Coo Cookies
Join The Ritual.
Eat The Cookie.
Feel the Buzz.
We don't bake. We summon
You're either in... or you're hungry.
This is not a cookie brand.
This is a buzzed-up, brain-melting, mouth shattering movement.
Each Cookie?
Infused with high-octane caffeine laced with ritual-grade sugar, and coded to awaken your third bite-eye.
Born in a dream. Baked fresh daily in a fever.
We're the cookie they warned you about.
The one that whispers to you at 3 am.
The one that makes your pupils dilate and your group chats spiral.
The one you'd swore that you'd only try once.
Liar.
Side Effects
not safe for
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Sudden enlightenment
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Energetic confidence
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Sleep deletion
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Vivid snack hallucinations
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Obsessive cookie crazes
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Haters
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Sleep seekers
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Flat flavor enjoyers
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Weak tongues
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Basic cookie followers
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